I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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