how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
