At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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