1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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