Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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