He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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