if only i could text you this smell
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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