Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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