what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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