Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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