Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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