What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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