sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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