Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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