I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I am one with the molecules
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
