You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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