home. puking in laundry basket.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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