just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
its not stalking. its research.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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