sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
one two three fourrrrnication!
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize