Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
you're hired as official boob wrangler
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
