i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
soo... how was my night?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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