I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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