Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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