I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
