She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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