ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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