Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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