Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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