Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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