I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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