What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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