its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Sorry my hands just texted you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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