This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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