thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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