We won't sleep together?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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