he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Randomize
