Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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