Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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