he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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