check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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