I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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