Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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