I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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