there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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