white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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