Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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