clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
