Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I have post one night stand depression
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