I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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