I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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